Wild horses on the Salt River

I know it’s hot out and you need to cool down….I know school is tough and you need to unwind….I know you’re thirsty and all you brought is beer….I know your bored from floating at a pace of 1/10 mph and there is tons of soggy/bobbing marshmallows just begging to be thrown….I know you have tons of empty beer cans/garbage and they just float oh so well in the river….I know there is wild horses on the shore and they just look like they are begging to be yelled at….

In short I really do love all you guys and we can keep this river beautiful if we all just do our part.